Hearthstone Card Descriptions & Dialogue List #4: League of Explorers Set

The League of Explorers

Neutral:

• Murloc Tinyfin: High mortality rate, from often being hugged to death.
• Sir Finley Mrrgglton: In addition to fluent Common, he also speaks fourteen dialects of 'mrgl'.
• Play: "Who's up for an adventure?"
• Play: [Against Morgl] "Hello, old friend! Let's meet for tea after the match, shall we?"
• Attack: "But of course."
• Death: "Oh bother." 
• Huge Toad: Deals damage when he croaks.
• Jeweled Scarab: It's amazing what you can do with super glue!
• Brann Bronzebeard: Contains 75% more fiber than his brother Magni!
• Play: "Who knows what secrets we'll uncover?"
• Play: [Against Magni] "Oh, brother! Have you heard from Muradin lately?"
• Attack: "Yer history!"
• Ancient Shade: Warning: Do not expose to direct sunlight.
• Play: "Ah. The ancient curse!"
• Attack: "Released!"
• Eerie Statue: Don't blink! Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK. 
• Gorillabot A-3: A-1 and A-2 went nuts, when they should have gone bolts.
• Tomb Spider: Less serious than its cousin, the Grave Spider.
• Anubisath Sentinel: He's actually a 1/1 who picked up the hammer from the last guy.
• Elise Starseeker: A large part of her job entails not mixing up the Map to the Golden Monkey with the Map to Monkey Island.
• Play: "Do you have the artifact?"
• Attack: "Get back!"
• Djinni of Zephyrs: If you want your wish granted, don't rub him the wrong way.
• Play: "This is no place for mortals!"
• Attack: "Leave this place!"
• Naga Sea Witch: If she had studied harder, she would have been a C+ witch.
• Play: "I will not be trifled with."
• Attack: "For the Empress."
• Summoning Stone: Sometimes it feels like it's always the same slackers that are waiting for a summon.
• Reno Jackson: Reno is a four-time winner of the 'Best Accessorized Explorer' award.
• Play: "We're gonna be rich!"
• Attack: "How much?"
• Death: "Nononononoaaah!"
• Wobbling Runts: The fourth one fell off in a tragic accident. They don't talk about it.
• Play: "Banzai!" "Hahaha!" "Ooh!"
• Attack: "Attack!" "Get'em!" "Hello?"
• Grumbly Runt: [Summoned by Wobbling Runts]
• Play: "Die!"
• Attack: "Hello!"
• Death: "My face!"
• Rascally Runt: [Summoned by Wobbling Runts]
• Play: "Banzai!"
• Attack: "Get 'em!"
• Wily Runt: [Summoned by Wobbling Runts] 
• Play: "Hey there?"
• Attack: "Attack!"
• Fossilized Devilsaur: This was the only job he could get after the dinosaur theme park debacle.
• Arch-Thief Rafaam: He's very good at retrieving artifacts. From other people's museums.
• Play: "I am Rafaam. The Supreme Archeologist."
• Attack: "Yes. YES!" 

Druid Cards:

• Mounted Raptor: Clever girl!
• Jungle Moonkin: The REAL angry chicken!
• Raven Idol: Was petrified when it found out it didn't make the cut for Azerothean Idol.

Hunter Cards:

• Desert Camel: Dang. This card is sweet. Almost as sweet as Dessert Camel.
• Dart Trap: Five years of tap-dancing lessons are FINALLY going to pay off!
• Explorer's Hat: Harrison Jones was disappointed that he didn't get to be part of the League of Explorers, but his hat did.

Mage Cards:

• Animated Armor: Try putting it on. Wait, let me get my camera.
• Ethereal Conjurer: Despite the name, he's a solid conjurer.
• Play: "You want it? I got it."
• Attack: "I'll get him.
• Forgotten Torch: Why does a forgotten torch turn into a roaring torch with no provocation? It's one of life's many mysteries.

Paladin Cards:

• Keeper of Uldaman: U da man! No, U da man!
• Play: "None may steal our secrets."
• Attack: "Not in my house."
• Death: "The makers.."
• Sacred Trial: You have chosen poorly.
• Anyfin Can Happen: Theme song by Ellie Goldfin and Blagghghlrlrl Harris.

Priest Cards:

• Museum Curator: He is forever cursing the kids who climb on the rails and the evil archeologists who animate the exhibits.
• Play: "Welcome to th' exhibit!"
• Attack: "D-d-don't touch that!"
• Excavated Evil: MOM! DAD! DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S EVIL!!!!!!
• Entomb: It's perfectly safe as long as you remember to put in air holes.

Rogue Cards:

• Pit Snake: It could be worse. It could be a Snake Pit.
• Unearthed Raptor: Still hunting for the ones who earthed him.
• Tomb Pillager: After the guild broke up, he could no longer raid the tombs.
• Play: "Thank you."
• Attack: "Careful..."

Shaman Cards:

• Tunnel Trogg: Sure, they're ugly, but they live in tunnels. You try your beauty routine without natural light.
• Play: "Troggs rule!"
• Attack: "FIST!"
• Rumbling Elemental: He's a very hungry elemental.
• Everyfin is Awesome: Everyfin is cool when you're part of a murloc team!

Warlock Cards:

• Reliquary Seeker: The Reliquary considers itself the equal of the League of Explorers. The League of Explorers doesn't.
• Play: "I have big plans, mmm hmm hmm!"
• Attack: "Soon!"
• Dark Peddler: I'm offering you a bargain here! This amazing vacuum cleaner for your soul!
• Play: "Buying or selling? Heh heh heh."
• Attack: "Deal."
• Curse of Rafaam: This is what happens when Rafaam stubs his toe unexpectedly.

Warrior Cards

• Fierce Monkey: Fierce monkey. That funky monkey.
• Obsidian Destroyer: No obsidian is safe around the Obsidian Destroyer!
• Cursed Blade: The Curse is that you have to listen to "MMMBop" on repeat.