Hearthstone Gallery: Hearthstone Card Descriptions & Dialogue List #5: Whispers of the Old Gods & One Night in Karazhan

Whispers of the Old Gods

Neutral Cards:

Shifter Zerus: It's like being able to play with THREE angry chickens!
Tentacle of N'Zoth: Because EVERYDAY is the Day of the Tentacle of N'zoth.
Zealous Initiate: Ok, Initiate. You need to settle down and do your job. In this case, that means die so someone else can get a minor buff.

Play: "The master hungers."
Attack: "Feed him."

Beckoner of Evil: Here, Evil! C'mon boy!

Play: "Are you my master?"
Attack: "This way."

Bilefin Tidehunter: Bile actually makes for surprisingly sturdy fins.
Duskboar: Often excluded from dinner parties. To be fair, he is very boaring.
Nat, the Darkfisher: You can take away his humanity, but you will never take away his fishing pole.

Play: "I fish bigger game!"
Attack: "Ah, caught one!"

Twilight Geomancer: "Ok C'Thun, repeat after me: 'Your mother was a hamster.'"

Play: "Oops. I broke a diamond!"
Attack: "Ruby to the face!"

Twisted Worgen: Sometimes the Old Gods' corruptions gives you power untold, sometimes you get +1 Attack. We can’t all be winners in the Eldritch lottery.

Play: "Rrr. I taste blood!"
Attack: "Killing spree!"

Am'gam Rager: preec rewop
Disciple of C'Thun: C’Thun’s recruiting pitch involves cookies, which is why it’s the most popular Old God.

Play: "C'Thun. C'THUN! C'THUNNNN!"
Attack: "C'Thun!"

Silithid Swarmer: If your hero doesn't attack, it's just "Silithid Loner".
Spawn of N'Zoth: Who's a cute widdle N'Zoth? You are! Yes you are! Yes you're the cutest widdle N'Zoth in the whole world!!!
Squirming Tentacle: Yeah, I think we can agree that killing the squirming tentacle first is a good idea.
Twilight Elder: Just doesn't understand those Twilight Youngsters any more - with their comic books and their rock music.

Play: "Do you hear its caaaaall?"
Attack: "It's coming!"
Trigger: "Listen closely!"

Aberrant Berserker: I berserk, therefore I am.

Play: "It's time for a lotta blood."
Attack: "Ha! Kill'em all!"

Blackwater Pirate: "Look, they fell off the back of a ship, do you want them or not? I have a meeting with Y'Shaarj in like ten minutes."

Play: "I sail the slimy depths."
Attack: "Walk the plank."

C'Thun's Chosen: He gave her a promise ring and everything.

Play: "C'Thun is my shield."
Attack: "I obey."
Death: "I serve."

Cyclopian Horror: What are the qualifications for being a 'Horror?' Just how horrible do you have to be?
Eater of Secrets: You don't want to be around after it has eaten an explosive trap. You thought Sludge Belcher was bad...

Play: "I know who you are..."
Attack: "Delicious!"

Evolved Kobold: You no take tentacle!

Play: "I take YOUR candle!"
Attack: "Hahaha! Thank you!"
Death: "Mine!"

Faceless Shambler: "What is that thing?!" "I'm not sure, but it seems to be sort of Y'sera shaped."
Infested Tauren: The Overmind and the Old Gods are surprisingly similar.

Play: "Forrrr theee Swarmmm..."
Attack: "Gladlyyyy..."

Midnight Drake: Still fearsome in the daytime.
Polluted Hoarder: Roll ‘greed’ OR THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

Play: "Mine! All mine!"
Attack: "Gimme!"

Twilight Summoner: If you strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Play: "Dis document looks legally bindin'."
Attack: "Signed in blood."
Death: "Wait what?"

Corrupted Healbot: Not so much "corrupted" as "has terrible aim".
Crazed Worshipper: Every month they share a pancake breakfast with the Perfectly Rational Worshippers.

Play: "Ah bleed fer C'thun!"
Attack: "Feel mah pain!"

Cult Apothecary: Cults need pharmacists too.

Play: "Take your medicine."
Attack: "Drink up."

Darkspeaker: People often think that Darkspeaker is the arch nemesis of Lightspeaker, but that title actually belongs to Heavyspeaker.
Psych-o-Tron: "Annoyinger-o-Tron" was just too unwieldy. And accurate.

Play: "Hell-o hell-o hell-o."
Attack: "HELL-O!"
Death: "Helloooo."

Validated Doomsayer: Really feels good about himself and is in a much better place now. But… he sure does miss piloting those shredders.

Play: "I was right all along. Hahahaha!"
Attack: "Ooohhahahahaha!"

Ancient Harbinger: "honey, can u run down to the store and pick up some 10 cost minions? thx"

Play: "Heed the call of C'Thun!"
Attack: "Listen!"

Corrupted Seer: For seers, it's very handy to have your crystal ball hanging right in front of your face.
Mukla, Tyrant of the Vale: Pro tip: DO NOT BOGART THE BANANAS.
Nerubian Prophet: It’s a self-reducing prophecy.
Scaled Nightmare: I like it because it scales.
Skeram Cultist: Just before he comes into play, there is an AWESOME training montage with C'thun.

Play: "The Sleeper has awoken!"
Attack: "Oh, it rises!"

Bog Creeper: He's tried other things, but bog sidling, bog ambling, and bog trundling just aren't as effective as bog creeping.
Grotesque Dragonhawk: They say that "grotesque is in the eye of the beholder," but that's just because they've never seen a Grotesque Dragonhawk. Yikes!
Hogger, Doom of Elwynn: When C'thun went to sleep, he checked under his bed for Hogger.
Twin Emperor Vek'lor: Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village."

Play: "The feast of souls begins now!"
Attack: "There will be pain!"

Twin Emperor Vek'nilash: [Summoned by Twin Emperor Vek'lor]

Play: "Come, little ones."
Attack: "So much pain!"

Doomcaller: "Hello, is Doom there? No? Can I leave a message?"

Play: "The symphony of terror begins."
Attack: "Cower, fool!"

Eldritch Horror: Often wonders what path his life might have taken if he wasn't named, you know, "Eldritch Horror".

Play: "Terror absolute."
Attack: "Flesh fails."

The Boogeymonster: Has 20 years of training in classical ballet, but ALLLLLL he ever gets asked to do is boogie.

Play: "This world, so delicious."
Attack: "Tasty mortal!"

Blood of the Ancient One: Add two cups of Blood of the Ancient One to one cup of lemon juice. Add just a dash of sugar and stir. Delicious!
The Ancient One: [Summoned by Blood of the Ancient One]

Play: "The doom of worlds walks once more!"

Soggoth the Slitherer: Don't tell Soggoth, but in the future he gets totally owned by the Master's Glaive and his skull becomes a tourist attraction.

Play: "Fall before the Old Gods."
Attack: "Kneeeeel."

C'Thun: C'Thun's least favorite Hearthstone card: Eye for an Eye.

Play: "My dreaming ends. Your nightmare... begins."
Attack: "Sleep."
Buff triggers:

“Give in to your fear.”
“Flee. Screaming.”
“That. Was a mistake.”
“It was. Your fault.”
“Caress your fear.”
“You have already… lost.”
“Hope. Is an illusion.”
“Your minions think you are weak.”
“Your minions will abandon you.”
“Your deck betrays you.”
“Death. Is close."

Deathwing, Dragonlord: To his credit, Deathwing really took to heart the feedback he was receiving that he needed to be "more of a team player".

Play: "The dragons shall kneel before me!"
Attack: "Puny mortals!"

Faceless Behemoth: Rejected names: Forty-Foot Faceless, Big ol' No-face, Huge Creature Sans Face, Teddy.

Play: "Anger. Hatred. Fear."
Attack: "Pitiful."

N'Zoth, the Corruptor: Has not been able to get "Under the Sea" out of his head for like FIVE THOUSAND YEARS.

Play: "I taste the essence of your soul..."
Attack: "So... sweet..."

Y'Shaarj, Rage Unbound: When he's working out, he binds all that rage back into a ponytail.

Play: “Gorge your hatred. Embrace your rage.
Attack: “I taste fear.”

Yogg-Saron, Hope's End: I spell your doom... Y-O-U-R D-O-O-M!

Play: "Bow down before the God of Death."
Attack: "Death... is eternal."

Druid Cards:

Forbidden Ancient: This Ancient was banned from the local tavern after tucking a 'Dr. Boom' up its sleeve.
Addled Grizzly: Druids who spend too long in bear form are more susceptible to the whispers of the Old Gods. Right now they are whispering the lyrics to "La Bamba".

Play: "This isn't Moonglade!"
Attack: "Where?"

Fandral Staghelm: Always manages to mention "Back when I was creating the World Tree…" in EVERY conversation. Sheesh! Enough already.

Play: "Behold the rage of the Firelands!"
Play: [Against Tyrande] "You will lead our people to ruin!"
Attack: "Nothing but ash!"

Klaxxi Amber-Weaver: Amberweaving is a specialty course at the local trade school.

Play: "I protect the Swarm!"
Attack: "Give it back!"

Mire Keeper: "Hey.... Is that Mire for sale?" "No. I'm keeping it."

Play: "The land serves ME!"
Attack: "Feel my wrath!"

Dark Arakkoa: There's a whole gradient of Arakkoa! This one is on the darker side.

Play: "The Ancient One calls!"
Attack: "By beak and claw!"

Mark of Y'Shaarj: Y'shaarj had three sons: Mark, Theodore, and Chris.
Feral Rage: Let's be honest. One option is a lot ragier than the other.
Wisps of the Old Gods: They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.

Hunter Cards:

Fiery Bat: He'll always be our first.
Carrion Grub: Carrion, my wayward grub.
Forlorn Stalker: He's going to leave the dying up to you, if that's cool.

Play: "The beasts betrayed me."
Attack: "For the eye!"

Infested Wolf: A little flea powder will fix that right up.
Princess Huhuran: She flitters around Ahn'Qiraj dreaming of the day she will meet a sweet prince, whom she can lay thousands of eggs with.

Play: "Soon I will be queen!"
Attack: "Serve!"

Giant Sand Worm: Banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet on Azeroth.

On the Hunt: The mastiff giggles if you don't hit any ducks.
Infest: The best part is the look on their face when you jump out of the cake! Err… corpse.
Call of the Wild: "Hello. Misha, Leokk and Huffer aren't here right now, but if you leave a message we'll get back to you right away." BEEP.

Mage Cards:

Cult Sorcerer: No matter how many times we tell her not to, she keeps feeding C'Thun scraps under the table.

Play: "Let's make magic!"
Attack: "Sparkle!"

Twilight Flamecaller: Make sure you summon a Twilight Marshmallowcaller too! Mmmm Mmm Mmm!!

Play: "Can I light your fire?"
Attack: "Cooking time."

Demented Frostcaller: He prefers that you refer to him by his nickname: 'Frostwaker.'

Play: "Feeling chilly?"
Attack: "Freeze."

Servant of Yogg-Saron: Yogg-Saron always likes to complain about how he has too many servants and there are too many mouths to feed.
Faceless Summoner: They never get the recognition they deserve.

Play: "I'm not lonely anymore!"
Attack: "No friend?"

Anomalus: That's short for "Anomnomnomnomalus".

Play: "Chaos beckons..."
Attack: "Expiration..."
Death: "Reality... unwoven..."

Forbidden Flame: WARNING: This flame is not to be used unless you are a licensed acolyte of the Old Gods.
Shatter: What's cooler than being cool?
Cabalist's Tome: What's in there? I bet it's cookie recipes!

Paladin Cards:

Selfless Hero: "Don't worry about me… I'll just be here... under these tentacles."

Play: "Nothing scares me... except mice."
Attack: "Is that it?"
Death: "Avenge me!"

Vilefin Inquisitor: Nobody expects the Vilefin Inquisition!
Steward of Darkshire: Turns out divine shields are way cheaper if you buy in bulk.

Play: "Back to your homes."
Attack: "Back!"

Ragnaros, Lightlord: What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!

Play: "THE LIGHT PURGES!"
Attack: "DIE, INSECT!"
Trigger: "LIVE, INSECT!"
Death: "Still... too soon."

Forbidden Healing: No one's quite sure why it's forbidden. And yes, that should make you nervous.
Divine Strength: Every year a few paladins get disqualified from the Westfall weight lifting championship for using Divine Strength.
A Light in the Darkness: Wait, how can you have a light in the dark? If you turn on a light while it’s dark, doesn’t that mean it’s no longer dark?
Stand Against Darkness: Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.
Rallying Blade: As far as blades go, this one is pretty great in the motivation department.

Priest Cards:

Hooded Acolyte: Wait, what kind of acolyte doesn’t wear a hood?

Play: "Do you know the secret handshake?"
Attack: "Outsider!"

Shifting Shade: Yeah, it's cooler in the shade, but you're also more likely to get JACKED.

Play: "My echoes... are eternal."
Attack: "I go unseen."

Darkshire Alchemist: The secret ingredient: liquified funnel cake.

Play: "Just a pinch of ichor."
Attack: "A new recipe!"

Twilight Darkmender: First she separates them from the lights, washes them in cold water, and hang-dries.

Play: "I feast upon the light."
Attack: "Fade away."

Herald Volazj: His whole job is yelling "Yogg-Saron comin'!"

Play: "Gaze... into the void."
Attack: "Your mind betrays you."

Forbidden Shaping: But the minion arrives covered in goo.
Embrace the Shadow: For when your Auchenai Soulpriests call in sick.
Shadow Word: Horror: It's more succinct than "Shadow Word: Suck Into Vortex."
Power Word: Tentacles: Because you're wrapped in a protective layer of… tentacles?

Rogue Cards:

Bladed Cultist: He has a poor understanding of the law of diminishing returns.

Play: "Mm. You not dat sharp."
Attack: "A little card."

Undercity Huckster: Psst! Wanna buy a random class card (from your opponent's class)?

Play: "Hey, hey, you wanna buy a... funnel cake?"
Attack: "Buy one!"

Southsea Squidface: Quick! Before I drown! Let me sharpen your sword for you.

Play: "My mother does love this face!"
Attack: "Showww respect!"

Xaril, Poisoned Mind: It's basically your own fault if you go around drinking weird green potions handed out by creepy mantid dudes.

Play: "So many wonderful poisons."
Attack: "Need a TASTE?"

Shadowcaster: I mean, it's not creepy if you ASK before you steal their shadow to make a small replica of them to keep on your shelf.

Play: "The shadows beckon."
Attack: "Darkness."

Blade of C'Thun: C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.

Journey Below: Don't stop believing there's something below.
Shadow Strike: It's like a backstab, only from the front. And with two more stabs.
Thistle Tea: Aren't Thistles prickly? Why would you drink them? I don't get Rogues.

Shaman Cards:

Eternal Sentinel: Just try to avoid eye contact.

Play: "I see what is to come."
Attack: "You will see!"

Flamewreathed Faceless: He's on fire! Boomshakalaka!

Play: "Need a light?"
Attack: "Fry, fool."

Master of Evolution: Will be really useful in the new "Hearthémon" game.
Hallazeal the Ascended: Hallazeals all your dallazamage.

Play: "I am... the darkest night."
Attack: "Twilight calls."

Thing From Below: Just can't resist the opportunity to hang around with a bunch of totems.

Evolve: So you say you want an evolution. Well, you know. We all want to change the board.
Primal Fusion: Golce and Dabbana have a new line of Earth Totems available at vendors everywhere this holiday season.
Stormcrack: WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH THE PURPLE BALL OF LIGHTNING
Hammer of Twilight: Stop! It's Twlight Hammer time.

Warlock Cards:

Possessed Villager: It's like a pinata! A lame disgusting horrific pinata.

Play: "Get it out GET IT OUT!"
Death: "Aah free..."

Darkshire Librarian: Do NOT be late with your overdue fines.

Play: "The truth is in here!"
Attack: "I'll find it!"

Darkshire Councilman: Democracy in action!
Usher of Souls: Nothing unburdens your soul like a good ushing!

Play: "Get in line."
Attack: "One by One."

Cho'gall: Even after all this time, Gul'dan still makes Cho'gall go get donuts and coffee.

Play: "To his will, all flesh succumbs!" "What he said!"
Attack: "Infinite NIGHT!" "More!"

Forbidden Ritual: Actually, C'Thun gives his full support for this ritual.
Renounce Darkness: SEE YA DARKNESS!
Spreading Madness: Most citizens of Darkshire wear those surgical masks to prevent spreading Madness to tourists.
DOOM!: We ran out of space for "DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"

Warrior Cards:

N'Zoth's First Mate: Hates when N'Zoth yells "Ahoy Matey!!", but there's not really much he can do about it.

Play: Fly, polly!"
Attack: "Avast!"

Bloodsail Cultist: They're really just in it for the Blood Parrot.

Play: "By claw an' cutlass!"
Attack: "Stab an' tear!"

Ravaging Ghoul: But goes by "Ravishing Ghoul" when he hits the club.
Bloodhoof Brave: He thought the set was called "Flippers of the Old Cods" and hungrily volunteered to be in it. He is definitely going to get his hearing checked.

Play: "I have an axe to grind."
Attack: "Start running."

Ancient Shieldbearer: Back in her day, each shield weighed two tons and she had to carry four of them on each arm!

Play: "C'Thun shelters us!"
Attack: "Taste mah shield!"

Malkorok: Garrosh's best buddy. It's true. Look it up.

Play: "The True Horde cannot be stopped!"
Attack: "Weaklings!"

Blood To Ichor: For his next trick, he turns the ichor back to blood and stuffs it back in you.
Blood Warriors: They have an uneasy rivalry with the Blood Paladins.
Tentacles For Arms: That's right. Garrosh just slapped you to death with a tentacle.

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One Night in Karazhan